Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?
so they can hide in cherry trees....
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
No.
It works doesn't it!
••• Clayton Houk Houk

What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you?
Ten after one!

What has 6 legs, 3 ears, 4 tusks, and 2 trunks?
An elephant with spare parts!

What did the grape say to the elephant?
Nothing... Grapes can't talk!

Why do elephants have grey skin?
To keep their insides together!

What should you do to a blue elephant?
Cheer it up!

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